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Comme beaucoup d'adolescentes, Joan n'a pas une vision claire de l'orientation qu'elle veut donner à ses études. Une chose est sûre cependant: elle n'envisage pas de poursuivre un cursus universitaire. Contre toute attente, Dieu la persuade de visiter une université. Désireuse de plaire à son créateur, la jeune fille obéit et fait ainsi la connaissance de Roger, un étudiant... 

Titre VO
Game Theory

Titre VF
La règle du jeu

Première diffusion
07.01.2005

Première diffusion en France
30.03.2005

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 Scénariste : Tom Garrigus
Réalisateurs : Gloria Muzio

Guests :

Kevin Rahm (Dana Tuchman)
John Marshall Jones (Dieu - joueur d'échecs)
Jack Plotnick (Sammy #2)
Annie Potts (Lt. Lucy Preston)
Constance Zimmer (Soeur Lilly Watters)
Jane Daly (Janet Tuchman)
Jeffrey Licon (Dieu - goth)
Kimberly McCullough (Beth Reinhart)
Mark Totty (Dét. Carlisle)
Mark Matkevich (Roger)
Rene Ashton (Dieu - femme)
Yorgo Constantine (Vladimir Karpovich) 

Game Theory begins with Joan standing at her locker. Adam is calling her name from down the hall.

Adam - hey.

Joan - Hi.

Adam - Hi. I've been calling you all the way down the hall.

Joan - Ohh. Well, I'm temporarily deaf. My mom burnt a hole in my ear lecturing me about college.

Adam - Ah. Yeah, well, what time should I pick you up tomorrow?

Joan - For what?

Adam - The field trip to Dawson state.

Joan - Oh, yeah. Well, what are we doing that for?

Adam - Well, state schools offer more aid, and you know, Tuchman told me to use it for leverage for the Ivys.

Joan - Yeah, but why am I going?

Adam - Because we're on the same college track, remember?

Joan - Adam, face it. My grades are in the swamp this semester, and the work just keeps getting harder, and this looks kind of cool.

She shows him a flyer for an alternative education seminar.

Adam - No. This is the slacker symposium.

Joan - No! Don't say that. It could be interesting. Look, we'll still be together. You know, I'll figure out a way to be wherever you are, just not in college. It's not for me. Why can't people accept that?

Adam - I accept it. I--I just think you're selling yourself short.

Joan - You're an artist. You of all people should understand that there are other ways of being happy and whole and creative outside of conventional education, right?

Adam - I guess.

Joan - You know, actually, I'm really excited. I just feel all these exciting new horizons unfolding.

She opens the door to the class where the seminar is being held and is struck dumb. All slackers just as Adam predicted. Shooting spitballs, one pregnant teen age girl and Goth God.

Adam - Good luck Jane (He Leaves)

God - Hi, Joan. Have a seat.

Joan - (sitting down beside him) I always knew god was an underachiever.

We cut to the opening credits and the commercial break.
When we return, we are still in the seminar. Mr. Tuchman is just entering the class.


Tuchman - Good morning, dregs of society. I will be your guide through the narrow alleyways of alternative achievement. If anyone understands what that means, it's an ivy league educated man who works for the public school system, which brings us to lesson number one. Don't be bitter.

Joan - (under her breath to God) So you're gonna tell me why you're here?

God - It's a guidance session. I'm all about guidance.

Joan - Well, maybe if you were a little more specific.

God - Yeah, but you didn't like it when I told you what to do.

Joan - I like it less when you don't.

Mr. Tuchman interrupts them

Tuchman - Sorry. Can I get in on this?

Joan - Ah. Sorry. Ha ha. We're--we're just being...rude. Continue.

Tuchman - Thanks. Thank you. The point is each of you is unique and has hidden talents, some of them more hidden than others. Sometimes one might say they're invisible. But up till now, you've been pumped full of dreams, most of which that aren't even your own. How about a few less dreams and a few more goals? Because goals are attainable, and dreams are what happen when you eat cheese before you go to bed. (No laughs) Nothing. All right. Let's talk about a few people who did not get 4 years of college. Anyone? No? Shakespeare. (He puts up slides just incase the people don't know who Shakespeare is) Charlie Chaplin. Rosa parks. Anyone? Rosa parks? No. Abraham Lincoln. Nothing. People who changed the history of the world because of their unique and singular vision and their belief in that vision and not because of a diploma.

Joan - Hey, that is kind of true, isn't it? I mean, guidance counselors can't lie, right?

God - Guidance comes in many forms, Joan. It can point you in a lot of different directions. You have to develop a little bit of discernment.
Tuchman - Ok, now you're just starting to piss me off.

God gets up and walks out of the seminar.

Tuchman - (continuing) But seriously, yes, I'm sure you've all seen the commercials for Devry and I.T.T. Tech. Those success stories aren't made up, and they're not the only alternative, either. You can always join the military.

After the seminar, Joan leaves and is met by Tuchman outside the class

Tuchman - Joan. Hey. I was surprised to see you with... (He motions with his hands in the shape of a mo-hawk which God is now sporting) that guy this morning.

Joan - Ha!

Tuchman - Did you and Adam break up?

Joan - No. That guy was, uh, somebody else. How did you know about me and Adam?

Tuchman - Guidance department knows everything. The better to guide you, my dear.

Joan - Hmm.

Tuchman - I'm psyched you gravitated toward design.

Joan - Yeah. I like it. I like interior design and furniture and, you know, drapes.

Tuchman - Joan... you can't think of this as a failure. You have to think of it
as pragmatism. Hit me on my cell phone if you just want to talk.

Joan - Ok.

Tuchman leaves and Joan is met by Goth God a few moments later.

God - Design. I like it. That's why I put it everywhere.

Joan - Aren't you perfect?

God - I have a specific assignment for you, since you miss them so much.

Joan - Ha ha ha. Ok.

God - Go with Adam tomorrow. Take a look at college.

Joan - Wait. Now you want me to go to college?

God - Informed choices. They're better than the other kind. Besides, you already told him you'd go and I like follow-through.

Joan - Well, I like privacy. Now that we're listing what we like-- privacy and autonomy! I just used "autonomy" in a sentence. Hmm.

Joan REALLY needs to learn to stop shouting down the hall, because once again, students were stopping to watch her voice her frustrations at god.

We cut to the Girardi house. Helen is reading when Will comes home.


Helen - Hey. Whoa. Lucy kept you late.

Will - She didn't keep me. She's my boss. I had work.

Helen - Ok.

Will - A possible breakthrough on Judith's case. We brought in her killer's drug supplier. Lucy's agreed to sweat him until he turns the guy over.

Helen - She's really something.

Will - You know, if you're gonna hate my boss for a hobby, this is gonna be a long year.

Helen - I don't hate her, Will.

Will - (looking at her books and eager to change the subject) So what's the almighty up to? Passing out boils and leprosy?

Helen - (does not want to talk about it) Hey, um, Adam's taking Joan to Dawson state tomorrow.

Will - (Ignoring her attempt to change the subject) When do you take your vows? Isn't that getting close?

Helen - I'm not becoming a nun, Will. I'm getting confirmed, and we haven't picked a date yet.

Will - But you're on board with everything. God created us, god can destroy us, nobody asked to be here, nobody gets to know why.

Helen - Ok, so I'm not having this discussion with you. (she gets up to leave)

Will - What kind of faith crumbles under a few questions?

Helen - These aren't real questions, Will. It's a hostile attack. I'll strike a deal with you. You don't pry into my higher power, and I won't pry into yours.

Helen leaves the room.

We cut to the next day where Joan and Adam are walking on a sidewalk at Dawson State Collage.


Joan - Then what happens? They give you a lie detector test? Look inside your soul?

Adam - Ha ha. No. They basically just interview me and look at my portfolio, fall in love with me and offer me thousands of dollars to come here. And then I take that interest to Stanford and get them to match the price.

Joan - That's awesome.

Adam - Yeah. You know, you should try to set up an interview while you're here.

Joan - No, no. I'm committed to interior design. I checked with Tuchman. There are millions of schools in California, what with earthquakes, things fall down, you have to redecorate them.

Adam - Yeah, yeah, but you know, I just kind of like the idea of us at college together. You know, and Tuchman's such a wart. You know? No, I mean, he's old and has an earring. He called me "rocker" once.

Joan - Well, he went to Brown.

Adam - So? All that means is he's smart enough to put a spell on you.

Joan - Oh, Adam, I'm not under a spell. Don't worry about me, ok? I know what I'm doing. Just go get your scholarship.

She gives him a kiss and he walks off to his meeting.

Joan sits on a bench and watches Collage live. She sees two kids playing Frisbee and in her mind they change to she and Adam, laughing and falling to the ground.

Then she is distracted by a young man, collage age, handing out flyers.


Roger - Midterm fire sale. Sweet deals on the Mongol invasion, byzantine empire, m-brane theory.

Joan - Selling tests? That's kind of gross. I could be some kind of Marc.

Roger - Not tests, just virtuosity. I'm a tutor. You good with all your classes?

Joan - Oh. I don't go here. I'm still a junior in high school.

Roger - You applying?

Joan - Uh, no. Actually, I'm gonna go to interior design school.

Roger - Grades suck?

Joan - Shouldn't you be moving along, Ernest?

Roger - Roger, actually. This jacket's just a fashion statement. And you are?

Joan - Joan.

Roger - Well, Joan, if it's just grades, I can help. Getting into college is a process. All a big game. You just have to be coached.

Joan - It's just not my game, that's all.

Roger - (handing her a flyer) Look, I've been there. If you change your mind, call me. You'd be a nice addition to the campus.

We cut from Joan's awkward smile to Kevin and Beth walking in a park outside.

Kevin - Yeah. This is a brilliant idea. Much better than, say, the warmth and coziness of a coffee house or your dorm room.

Beth - People are supposed to get at least 20 minutes of sunlight a day. It helps convert vitamins and increases dopamine in the brain.

Kevin - Yeah, but you know what else helps? Making out to al green records.

Beth - So... I've just been studying all day. I needed some air.

Kevin - No, no, it's good. I mean, I'm only freezing from the waist up, so...

Some Joggers run by and Beth notices Kevin's chair again.

Beth - so, uh... what does it feel like? I mean, do you get used to it?

Kevin - (he asks her to sit on his lap, then he rolls around) Uh... it feels like you're carrying a drunk, passed-out friend around. You keep thinking he's gonna wake up, and, uh, you know, you get used to it. (He tries to freak her out by rolling onto his back wheels)

Beth - Ha ha! So... what's the rest of it like? I mean, assuming that you have since.

Kevin - Ahem. Yeah, I have since. Uh... it's fine. It's not that much more awkward than normal sex. My legs don't move... but pretty much everything else does.

They kiss and we jump to later that evening. Helen is making tomato sauce and Joan is looking at the interior design pamphlets.

Joan - Interior design has so much school stuff in it. There's math. You have to measure. And geometry, shapes, angles, uh, fabrics, colors. You even have to know what taupe is.

Helen - Joan, if you want to go to design school after college, I'm completely in favor. We won't pay, but I'm in favor.

Joan - [Sighs] Why is this such a big deal?

Helen - It just is.

Joan - What if I told you god said it was ok?

Helen - Leave my religion out of this.

Luke - (coming in from upstairs) Starving. Wasting away.

Helen - 10 minutes. You'll live. Hey, one of you take out the trash, please.

Joan kicks his butt at rock/scissors/paper

Luke - [Sniffs] Ahem. 2 out of 3.

Joan kicks his but at rock/scissors/paper.

Luke - 4 out of 7.

Joan - No way, dude. I won.

Luke - It's algebra, Joan. You can't beat me--

Joan - algebra? It's a game.

Luke - What do you think math is? Come on, just 4 out of 7.

Joan - Ok

Helen - Trash, please.

Joan plays him again...

Luke - (as they play) Ohh. In a minute, mom.

Helen - Luke, now.

Joan - Your out of there.

Luke - Uncanny. You defy logic. Hmm.

After dinner, Joan is looking at design schools on the internet.
She gets a popup ad in her face.



Joan - [Typing] Ohh. Great. Spammage.

God - Nice to see you embracing technology, Joan.

Joan - Great. God is a pop-up ad. That's perfect. Appears out of nowhere, impossible to get rid of.

God - So, you visited that college with Adam. What did you find there?

Joan - People playing Frisbee, which I could do. But I also saw huge books, tons of homework, and term papers. So if you could please just move out of the way-- ha ha--there's somebody promising me huge money in interior decorating.

God - You found more than Frisbees and homework.

Joan - What, tutor man? You want me to call tutor man?

God gives her a wave and logs off. Joan gets Roger's flyer out of her bag and we cut to a commercial.

When we return, Joan is meeting Roger for Coffee.


Joan - Hey. Thanks for coming all the way up here to meet me.

Roger - Oh, anything to encourage higher learning in someone who has great potential and incredible eyes.

Joan - (blushes and laughs) Well, what makes you think I have great potential?

Roger - I was a goof-off in high school, too, until junior year when I realized I was headed straight for aluminum siding school.

Joan - Huh. Well, interior decorating for me.

Roger - Suggested by your, oh, so encouraging, mildly condescending, I'm-your-buddy guidance counselor?

Joan - Tuchman? How do you know him?

Roger - Every school has a Tuchman. Oh. Look, the point is everybody's ready to write you off every minute, especially if your skills are not on the surface.

Joan - Like, I discovered last night that I have some idiot savant thing with rock, paper, scissors. Like, I never lose. Ha ha ha! Ahem. (Wishing she didn't say that. She is babbling, sure sign she likes him, even if she doesn't know it yet) That sounded dumb.

Roger - No. Uh, you could have an instinctual feel for algebraic theory.

Joan - Yeah?

Roger - See, I figured it out. There's always a way to work the system. College is no different. Just figure out the formula.

Joan - And you--you think you can teach me how to do that?

Roger - You're a quick study. I can tell. (hands her two flyers) Ah... your syllabus, reading list, and my hourly rates and cancellation policy.

Joan - Oh. Uh... hourly rates, right. That's a lot of money. So I think maybe the dream dies here.

Roger - Tell you what, I'll cut half off my rate. You treat me to a hamburger once a week and you mention me in your memoirs when you're famous.

Joan - Ha ha ha! Ok, that sounds like a good deal.

Roger - The dream is back alive.

They shake hands and we cut to Helen and Lily in the Girardi Kitchen.

Lily - So it comes up in conversation that I've never seen an x-rated film, and he's all, "how is that possible?" And I'm like, "hello? What part of nun don't you understand?" They weren't screening them at the convent.

Helen - Ha ha.

Lily - So he says, "we'll have to rent something." And I'm all, "where's a time portal when you need one?"

Helen - Can we get to the beatitudes? 'Cause I think I finally memorized them.

Lily - Hey, usually hearing about my pathetic love life is your favorite part.

Helen - Yeah, I know, but I'm getting into fights with my husband and... I'm not sure I believe any of this anymore.

Lily - Wow. Well, that will certainly interfere with your confirmation. You and Will are fighting about religion.

Helen - Yes. Constantly.

Lily - And not about that babe who's his boss.

Helen - Are you suggesting that my husband is cheating on me? Because that's ridiculous and offensive. Why would you even say that?

Lily - I didn't. You did. So you're abandoning this to keep the peace? I mean, you were drawn to it for a reason, and now you're just gonna shut it down? All your questions and curiosity about the point of existence?

Helen - Hey, plenty of people get through their lives without needing to know what it's all about.

Lily - (making the point Helen is missing) Get through.

Helen - I'm sorry. I--I don't-- I don't think we're gonna get much work done today.

Lily - Well, I think we got a lot of work done.

The next day at the high school, Luke is talking to Glynis about how Joan beat him at R.P.S without even trying.

Luke - You might assume she wins because of random strategy. Not knowing the math, she can't apply it.

Glynis - Chaos theory. Middle school stuff.

Luke - However, with that approach, one can only expect 50%-60% accuracy. Watch this.

He and Joan play.. and she doesn't even look, yet beats him every time.

Luke - She never misses. Never.

Joan - [Giggles] I'm totally freaking the geeks out with this.

Adam - (coming in looking like he's frozen to death) Jane. I waited an hour at the bus stop, and then I missed the last one, so I had to hitch a ride on the back of Friedman's motorized razor.

Joan - Oh, that sounds like fun, kind of like performance art.

Adam - Where were you, Jane?

Joan - I had an early meeting. I tried to call you, but you didn't pick up.

Adam - Because I was on the back of Friedman's razor.

Grace - That is not shouting material, dude.

Adam - What--what kind of meeting?

Joan - This guy is gonna tutor me so I can go to college with the rest of you gear heads.

Glynis - Perhaps it's the psychology she's using, not algebra. You know, rock is id, paper--ego, scissor--superego.

Grace - You people are seriously warped. It's a game. It's about luck.

Luke - No, grace. Games are never about luck. Everything has a strategy from government to romance, such as the time when I gave you a gift-- a calculated gambit designed to throw you in a state of imbalance.

Grace - You worked me?

Luke - No, no.

Grace - You used a gambit on me?!

Luke - No, grace. I'm making an analogy.

Friedman - That was some bad math, dude.

Adam - Yeah, but where'd you find this guy?

Joan - I thought you wanted me to go to college.

Adam - I do. I--

Joan - ok, so then be happy. I am.

Cut away from Joan smiling to Will questioning a drug dealer who may have connections to Judith's murder.

Will - Vladimir Karpovich, A.K.A. Vlad the inhaler. I see the cocaine business has a sense of humor.

Lucy - And your accommodations, I trust, suit you? Your wooden plank is comfy?

Vlad - I did not kill that girl. You have no business keeping me.

Lucy - We have a video of you running a pharmacy out of your place. The feds are just begging for a shot at you.

Will - We're holding off because we know you're a man of conscience, pushing drugs to schoolchildren notwithstanding.

Lucy - Joey Edwards, Judith Montgomery's killer. I believe you've been doing business with him for some years.

Will - You hide a killer, you're an accessory.

Vlad - My first choice is to cooperate, but I need compelling reason.

Will - (Shows him pictures of Judith) Reason enough? She was my daughter's friend. It's personal.

Vlad - I think it's a good time to bring in attorneys.

They leave the room.

Will - I don't want to make a deal with this guy.

Lucy - Look, once he's Lawyered up, we are not in the driver's seat anymore. I think we need to focus on what we want out of this situation.

Will - What I want is Joey Edwards 8 pieces in the river.

Lucy - Will, we will get him.

Will - Then no deals yet. We let him sweat it out for a few more days.

Lucy - [Sighs] I guess I could lose his paperwork. (She puts her hand on his chest, just so it looks like a kind supportive gesture, but we know its more, and so does Will)

Will - I told you before not to do that.

Lucy - Sorry. I thought it was harmless.

Will - It's not. You know it.

She walks away and we go to the book store.

Joan is working and Roger is following her around.


Roger - Working here is awesome. It's like a salad bar for the mind.

Joan - I guess I should put a sneeze guard up over the books.

Roger - You want to get into a good college, take advantage of what you have right in front of you.

Joan - Ahh. I'm already buried in homework.

Roger - Yeah. Pre-packaged factoids crammed down your throat so you'll be just like every other kid in the assembly line to college.

Joan - Ha ha. You would like my friend grace.

Roger - Ha ha. "I want to set before my fellow human beings a man in every way true to nature, and that man will be myself." That's Rousseau, he knew how to get into college.

Joan - So I'm supposed to fulfill my true nature. Yup. Heard that one before.

Roger - Good. 'Cause that's what colleges want-- the real Joan.

Joan - What if I'm still trying to find out who that is?

Roger - Start by finding out what turns you on.

Joan - (she is awkward) Well...ha ha. Kicking geek rump at rock, paper, scissors was pretty sweet. Winning definitely turns me on.

Roger - A little militant, but... oh. (he puts a book in her hand)

Joan - Game theory? Art of war.

Roger - Sun Tzu. Kicking rump for more than 2,000 years. If you like that, you might like... Vonnegut, George Elliot, actually a chick. Um... Tolstoy, Langston Hughes, Plato, Hobbes. Ha ha. Uh... Nietzsche.

Sammy - Does this look like a library? They will come out of your pay.

Roger - Chill, dude. She's just sampling.

Sammy - You schmutz it, you buy it.

Joan - Ha ha. He's not really into the whole, uh, salad bar thing.

Roger - Hmm.

Joan - This is a lot of books. I can't--

Roger - yes, you can. Read one page of each. If you hate it, put it back. If you connect, you'll find the time.

Joan - [Sighs] You really think I can? (They sit down, Joan with a pile of books on her lap)

Roger - I see something in your eyes. An intelligence.

Joan - You do?

Adam - Hey.

Joan - Hey. (She stands up and ALL her books fall down.) Adam. Ha ha. Hey, this is Adam, my boyfriend, who I told you about, the artist.

Roger - Oh, yeah. Cool.

Adam - Hi, uh, Fred?

Roger - Oh. It's Roger. I'm Joan's tutor. Uh, I have to get to class. I'll call you about our next session.

Joan - Yeah. Yeah.

Adam stands glaring at her, wondering if she has anything to go behind her guilty look, and we cut to a commercial break.

When we return, Glynis, Friedman and Luke are still obsessing about how to beat Joan at RPS.


Glynis - You have to find a way to take psychology out of the game.

Friedman - Following a predetermined gambit like the avalanche-- rock rock rock or the scissor sandwich, paper scissors paper.

Luke - Which takes the decision-making away from the player, giving us the advantage in a zero sum situation.

Glynis - Mathematical purity, statistical certainty. I have chills.

Joan - What am I supposed to do? Only get tutored by an old smelly guy?

Adam - No. I'm just saying it's obvious what the guy wanted. I mean, you telling me you can't see that?

Joan - Adam.

Adam - You know what? It's fine, Jane. Just do what you gotta do.

Grace - All guys are psycho. There has to be another way to procreate.

Joan - I can't believe this.

Grace - Well, are you sure there's nothing going on? I mean, it wouldn't be a first. College boy dazzles impressionable high-school girl so he can-- do I have to go on? The word "pants" is involved.

Joan - Is that what you think of me?

Grace - I'm blaming the dude, dude.

Joan - He said he saw intelligence in my eyes. (Grace Laughs and Joan goes on) He gave me those cool books.

Friedman - (Wants to play) Ok, Girardi, 2 out of 3. Let's go.

Joan - Not now, toe jam.

Friedman - Ooh, scared. I guess she realizes that the analytical mind does in fact trump dumb luck.

Joan - Are you calling me dumb?

Friedman - Oh, excusez-moi. Intellectually challenged. (She looks at Luke who does not defend her) Shall we dance?

Joan - Bring it.

Both: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (Friedman Wins) Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (Joan wins) Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (Friedman wins)

Friedman - Yes! Balance has been restored to the universe.

Joan - He's right. I am dumb.

Grace - Oh, easy, Girardi. It's a stupid kid's game.

Joan - Not to them. To them it's some bizarro math problem I'll probably never understand. Roger is such a poser. I can't believe what an idiot I've been.

Grace - Hey, pull up. The plane is spiraling out of control.

Joan - You know, I really wanted to be as smart as everyone else, but I'm not. You were right, Adam was right. I totally got scammed by roger.

Grace - Girardi!

As Grace follows Joan down the hall we cut to Lucy's office where Will is slamming the door.

Will - What the hell happened?

Lucy - Calm down, Will.

Will - I heard Karpovich just got traded to the feds without talking.

Lucy - I understand you're upset. If you need to break something, my ex gave me this clock. Here. (She tosses it to him and he throws it against the wall)

Will - See, this isn't funny to me. We agreed to let him sweat it out!

Lucy - He was willing to give up his European connection.

Will - And what about Judith? Does that kid's death mean nothing?

Lucy - I made the deal on this one, Will, because you couldn't.

Will - What deal? What kind of deal couldn't I handle?

Lucy - Trust me, Will. Judith's case is not over. I haven't let you down yet, have I?

Lucy leaves the office in a hurry and we cut to Kevin and Beth on a date at the same place they had a date before.

Waiter - Do you mind scooting in? This is the waiters' station.

Beth - Where do you expect him to go?

Waiter - Sorry. I'll be back with your food.

Kevin - It's ok.

Beth - I mean, is he blind?

Kevin - You seem a little tightly wound today, huh?

Beth - I have a paper and stuff.

Kevin - Well, you know what they say-- all work and no play makes Beth a cranky lady.

He hands her an envelope and she takes the pamphlet out of it.

Beth - What's this? "Pine lake cabins."

Kevin - I was thinking maybe Friday after work I could pick you up. We could get away from your roommate for a couple nights.

Beth - This weekend? I can't this weekend. I just told you that I have a paper.

Kevin - Whatever. Maybe next month.

Beth - Well, then I'll have finals and-- I mean, I have to get a summer job. I'm just saying I don't think that I can, you know, make any plans.

Kevin - (Takes the envelope back into his pocket) Oh. Sure. Uh, forget it. Um...

Beth - I'm sorry. I wanted it all to be the same... just like you did.

Kevin - I know.

Beth - I didn't lie to you. I mean, I-- [Sighs] I thought I could handle it. When we kissed, I'd close my eyes and... it was like it used to be.

Kevin - But then you had to open them again.

Beth - I want to be the type of person that can do this. I mean... I love you. But I'm--I'm 21. Don't. Don't. I, um...

Kevin - it's not your fault. I, uh... I get it. We're friends. It's cool.

Beth gets up and leave and the waiter comes back with the pizza.

Waiter - Sorry it took so long.

That afternoon, Joan is walking in a park when Chess God calls to her.

God - Want to play, Joan?

Joan - What, now God wants to beat me, too?

God - You have to stay in the game.

Joan - I am, as a decorator. There's nothing wrong with that.

God - No, if that's what you really want.

Joan - (sitting down) You know, I have a very good color sense. Even Adam thinks so, and he's an artist, even though he hates me right now.

God - I know you've had a difficult time lately, losing Judith, questioning me. But you've learned so much. Use it.

Joan - How? Every time I think I've learned something, something else gets thrown at me. You know, Adam or Roger or feeling like a loser. Just makes me feel clueless again.

God - That's because you see each event as an end in itself. But they're all just small parts of something much greater, something that never ends.
Joan - You're very matrix-y today.

God - You do everything that I ask without knowing where it'll lead because you have faith. Have some in yourself. Other people do. I do.

Joan - You're being really nice to me. That's weird.

God - Because I want you to see how much stronger you are than you think. Failure and disappointment-- you've been through it before. It's all part of the game.

Joan - But this isn't a game. This is my life.

God - Every act you undertake-- working at the bookstore, helping someone, even playing rock, paper, scissors-- each of those choices is a move, and every move informs the next and changes you and everyone else like moves on a chess board. So there has to be a way to win. Sure. By playing.

Joan sits up very straight and begins to play chess.

We cut to a commercial break.

When we return, we are with Joan outside a small cottage type house. Joan knocks on the door and a woman in a house coat answers.


Mrs. Tuchman - Yes? Can I help you, dear?

Joan - Uh, I'm Joan Girardi. Does Mr. Tuchman live here?

Mrs. Tuchman - Oh, yes. Come in. Come in. Dana! Dana! Honey, there's somebody here to see you!

Joan - Um... ha ha. Ahem. So he still lives at home? How...nice.

Mrs. Tuchman - Yes. They grow up so fast. Joan. (To Mr. Tuchman ) Did you put your bowl in the sink, honey?

Mr. Tuchman - Yes.

Mrs. Tuchman - Because if the oatmeal dries on there--

Mr. Tuchman - I know. I'm with a student, mother.

Mrs. Tuchman - Ok, ok, ok! But if you don't hurry, you're gonna be late for school.

Mr. Tuchman - (To Joan) Mothers, huh? Yeah. Ha ha! Coming over this early, this must be really important.

Joan - Look, Mr. Tuchman, you've been trying to tell me what I should expect in my life, and, well, yes, I've made a few mistakes, blown a few tests, but this is still my life.

Mr. Tuchman - Of course.

Joan - I want to go to a 4-year college.

Mr. Tuchman- Ohh. Joan. Look, I'm trying to help you avoid pitfalls and disappointments that could--

Joan - what? Make me wind up living at home until I'm-- what are you, like 40?

Mr. Tuchman - 29. 29 and I'm saving for a place of my own. Look, when you get out into the real world, you'll realize--

Joan - look, believe whatever you want about yourself, me, or anything, ok? I am back in the game, Mr. Tuchman, and I will be making my own moves.

Mrs. Tuchman - You have to run water into the bowl, Dana.

Mr. Tuchman - I put water in the bowl!

We cut to Will and Carlisle on a shooting case.

Will - She manipulates you, reels you in, and then pulls rank.
Carlisle - Sounds like my ex.

Will - Karpovich could have handed us Edwards. She gave him away.

Carlisle - You had her job, Will. The feds start putting on the pressure, there's only so much you can do.

Will - If it had been for a friend, if it had been for you, I'd have found a way to make things right.

Officer - Male, 24, single shot to the head. No witnesses. Sanitation found him on the morning rounds.

Will - Sounds like a professional hit.

Carlisle - That's Judith's killer. It's Edwards.

Will - Yeah. Seems like deals were made.

To the High School early in the morning. Joan is rushing into the school and Grace is trying to keep up. They both go through metal detectors.

Grace - Slow down. I'm losing weight.

Joan - I'm making a move.

Grace - Yeah, a fast one. What happened? I thought you crashed and burned.

Joan - It's because I wasn't playing. Other people were making the moves for me. I stayed up all night reading those books that Roger gave me on psychology, game theory. Do you realize that a player gives off a hint of aggression when he throws rock and there are strategies in the art of war--

Grace - nodding off.

Joan - Bottom line: I am not giving up. Luke, Friedman, the whole mess of them, are going down. If you want to stand by your man while I hand him his ass, I understand.

Grace - No way. Asserting female superiority. I'm there, dude.

Joan - (To the crowd at large) Coming through!

Grace - You should wear more leather.

Cut to the Girardi Home.

Will is sitting in the dark with a bottle of some alcohol in his hand.

Helen comes home and turns on the lights.


Helen - You're home early.

Will - Found Judith's killer.

Helen - Well, that's good, isn't it?

Will - He's dead. Looks like a professional hit. The guy was a drug dealer. Occupational hazard, I guess.

Helen - Are you ok?

Will - Work. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. I thought you'd be at confirmation class.

Helen - I got halfway there and I turned around. I think I'm gonna put it off for a while.

Will - Because of me?

Helen - I've been having some doubts... and things are-- there's just been... such a distance between us. God will wait.

Will - I miss you so much.

They hug like its the first time in a long time, and Will cries.

Back to the high school. Luke and Friedman are playing.


Luke, Friedman: Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot.

Glynis - This is so intense. Me next.

Joan - It's payback time.

Friedman - Joan, I'm sorry. We don't handicap players here.

Joan - Button it, fro-man. Let's play.

Grace - Flatten him, Girardi.

Luke - There's no reason for hostility here.

Joan - You're next, squidboy. You and your friends think I'm some kind of bonehead? Think again. Let's play. Ready?

Friedman - Yeah.

There is a marching band playing in a class room near them.

Friedman - Music's a little distracting--

Joan - well, not for me. 2 out of 3. Don't throw scissors.

Both: Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Friedman throws a scissor and Joan a rock)

Joan - Told ya.

Both: Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Friedman Wins)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Joan Wins)

Joan - Yes! Hey! Who's the bonehead now? Next?

Luke - Joan--

Luke - what. You think I'm some kind of idiot, huh? That it would just be
easy to take me out?

Luke - I never said you were an idiot.

Joan - Yeah, but you let them say it.

Friedman - Just do it, man, redemption.

Joan - I'll cut you some slack, hmm? We'll play sets. 2 out of 3.

Luke - Why are you doing this?

Joan - 'Cause I wanna win. Just like you.

Luke takes off his back pack and the marching band beings to play the theme from Rocky. Joan turns to Grace to gives her a pep talk while Luke and Friedman do the same.

Both: Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Luke wins)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie again)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Luke Wins)

Joan - Aah!

Joan looks over and sees Goth God watching her match.

Grace - Focus. Don't lose it, Girardi.

Joan - I got it.

Luke - I thought you'd root for me, grace.

Grace - Make out with you, root for her.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Luke Wins)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Joan Wins)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Joan Wins)

Joan - Yes! Ha ha ha!

Friedman - Last set. Last set. Up a notch.

Joan - Ahem.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)

Friedman - Let's go. Let's go. You got it. You got it.

Joan - As the probability of duplicating a tie decreases with each tie thrown, human behavior becomes the deciding factor. This is the domain of the philosophers and the poets and not the mathematicians.

Friedman - That was so hot.

Glynis hits him.

Luke - Let's go.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Joan)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Luke)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot. (Tie)

As they all look on, Goth God watches.

Joan is looking at Luke's eyes looking for weakness, Joan smiles slightly.

Luke is sweating like he's in a sauna
.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot (Luke Wins)

Luke - Yes!

The Crowd cheers

Joan - I thought I had-- I thought I had him.

Grace - You did. You did. You see how much you made him sweat? I can't even get him to do that when we're alone.

Glynis - Good try Joan

God walks away

Adam - That was awesome, Jane.

Joan - I lost. [Chuckles]

Adam - No. I don't think so. I mean, that look in your eye.

Joan - Eye of the tiger.

Adam - [Chuckles] You know... if this guy roger can help you like this,
you know, help you get what you want, I'm sorry if I made that harder.

Joan - I just wanted us to be together at college, you know? I didn't think that was gonna be possible. I'm not gonna think like that anymore. (She gives hima a kiss and they walk away) I'll get him next time.

The last scene is Kevin in the Garage working on the boat. It now has a frame with some panels on the side.

Joan - Hey.

Kevin - Hey.

Joan - Caramel corn? It'll get stuck in your teeth for a year.

Kevin - Sure. What's the occasion?

Joan - I'm going for college. People are going to have to pick their own colors.

Kevin - All right.

Joan - Oh, this looks good.

Kevin - And it will sail someday.

Joan - You used to sail with Beth, right?

Kevin - Yeah.

Joan - Mmmmm. So that's why you're working on it again.

Kevin - Beth dumped me.

Joan - What? Why?

Kevin - Envy. She couldn't handle dating someone hotter than she was. Uh, you know, all the stares, paparazzi.

Joan - Kevin...

Kevin - hey, you know, I had to face it sooner or later. I mean... I actually thought that being like this wouldn't make any difference. You know, that... what we felt for each other was all that really mattered. (he starts to cry)

Joan - Yeah. Relationships are that easy. Kevin, even if you had 12 legs, it wouldn't work like that.

Kevin - I just shouldn't have... tried, you know? Not with her.

Joan - [Sniffles] No. You should have because it was her.

Kevin - [Sobs] I just can't go through this again.

Joan - Sure, you can. [Sighs] Sure, you can. You gotta stay in the Game.

Kevin - [Sniffles] I guess. I mean... if you can go to college.

As he cries, Joan puts her arms around his neck. The camera pans back, we see snow out the window and fade to black on Game Theory.

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